greydelisle:

I thought Pitbull’s first name was “Featuring”.

exteriors:

i am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life

catnippackets:

okay I’m a nice person and can tolerate certain things but fucking knock before barging into my room or else I’m going to get mad

People who think bassists and drummers are not important cannot be trusted

justclaraoswald:

i don’t even remember like 85% of 2012

heyquiffy:

I just want a boyfriend who will call me a loser for liking One Direction, but he will shit on everyone else who makes fun of me

vexingholmes:

occupation: inappropriate friend who makes sexual jokes despite being a fucking virgin